Dogs Are Tech-Savvy and Make You Laugh
Dogs are technologically advanced and they understand technology enough to respond to some written command on a tablet. Some dogs even attempt to use your device by nose swiping the screen to take selfies. Cats on the other hand may not be able to understand technology and would rather spend its time scattering the house with tissue papers.
Dogs tend to make you laugh more often than usual. It was proven through a pilot study of 95 people across dog owners, cat owners and people without pets that dog owners laugh most frequently. And cat owners laugh the list even those without pet laugh more frequently than cat owners. With this statistical proof one can perhaps conclude that cats are downers.